Total Medals Earned: 898 (From 122 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,095 Points
Medals Earned: 8/18 (140/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 20/30 (115/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Teach hansel how to fly
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Get cut
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 4/4 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 7/8 (340/365 points)
Boss #1
Boss #2
Boss #3
Boss #5
Boss #4
Boss #6
Crash the game... and your computer?
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Medals Earned: 8/8 (415/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (55/105 points)
Start The Game!
Die.
Submit A Score To The Leaderboard!
Replay The Game
Survive Until All 4 Squares Rotate
Accumulate 2000 Total Points
Accumulate 4000 Points